Three items that would make a checkout clerk worry about you

[ghost]

...i can't stop thinking about the romper room dvd...

"i see inca, and cassidy, and bado"....

lol.

 

[RjBeals]

no...lol.
only in the deep south can you go to the convenience store for a gun, a pack of bubblicious and 6pk of cheap beer.

Bubba is driving down a back road in South Carolina ..
A sign in front of a restaurant reads:

HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL:
Lobster Tail and Beer

"Lord a'mighty," he says to himself,
"Thems my three favorites!"

 

[ORBOTRON]

I think you guys are going a little too obvious with all the violent sodomy and whatnot, think outside the box, like my kitty cagefighting event where everyone wears socks on their hands so the applause doesn't distract the catfighters

 

[ORBOTRON]

as for the gun issue, you can go to most any Wal-Mart and buy a gun, booze, ammo, a shovel, etc... My brother actually sells guns at a Wal-Mart in upstate NY haha

 

[ghost]

as for the gun issue, you can go to most any Wal-Mart and buy a gun, booze, ammo, a shovel, etc... My brother actually sells guns at a Wal-Mart in upstate NY haha

yeah.. but any REAL GUNS aren't bought at wal-mart. lol.

ok, here's a better one:

1. latex gloves
2. cyanide or rat poison
3. kool - aid

 

[ORBOTRON]

I dunno what you mean by real gun, but my gun from wally world seems to make red squirrels stop moving just as quick as any other lol

1) super soaker
2) lighter fluid
3) a copy of one of those vampire movies

 

[ghost]

I dunno what you mean by real gun, but my gun from wally world seems to make red squirrels stop moving just as quick as any other lol

1) super soaker
2) lighter fluid
3) a copy of one of those vampire movies

you're going to hell.. killer of gods creatures. haha.

1. an envelope
2. a postage stamp
3. a strap on

i plan to send your wife a gift orb'y.

 

[Spazm]

1. Extra strength Tylenol
2. Air compressor
3. 1 Swedish penis enlarger (that's not my bag...)

 

[GimpDeath]

1. 42 inch plasma
2. box of tissues
3. postman pat DVD

 

[GimpDeath]

some creative stuff here, but some outright BDSM fantasy material..

 

[ghost]

some creative stuff here, but some outright BDSM fantasy material..

where?!!

 

[ghost]

Bubba is driving down a back road in South Carolina ..
A sign in front of a restaurant reads:

HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL:
Lobster Tail and Beer

"Lord a'mighty," he says to himself,
"Thems my three favorites!"

lol... where on earth did you find that photo? i'm gonna guess google, but if that's a portrait of yourself... i like your hat! ;P

 

[ORBOTRON]

1) a corkscrew
2) an avocado
3) a snorkel

 

[ghost]

1) a corkscrew
2) an avocado
3) a snorkel

sounds fun..

1. a swiss army knife
2. mittens (the kind with the string)
3. lemons

 

[GimpDeath]

hah! orbo, nice..

 

[ghost]

1. a blender
2. strawberry yogurt
3. bananas

 

[Badorties]

1. whiffle bat.
2. pair of socks.
3. gerbil.

 

[ghost]

1. whiffle bat.
2. pair of socks.
3. gerbil.

Ooooo... are we planning a fun time tonite or what!

 

[andyokc]

dozen eggs
tub of Vaseline
duct tape

true story: my wife asked me to pick up some tampons for her while i was at the store. so, i grabbed a plunger and a pack of adult diapers as well, and when i got to the checkout and got the expected raised eyebrow from the clerk i said "I only need one of these items. Guess which one?"

 

[ghost]

you likely needed the diapers.. i mean, i know i'd be shitting if i was a guy and my wife asked me to hook her up with some vag plugs.