Three items that would make a checkout clerk worry about you

[GimpDeath]

Okay, this one was conceived with a few mates when we were hopelessly drunk. The premise is as described in the title and that's all you need to know! So pick three items that you think would make a Tesco checkout employee seriously worry about you.. I'll get things going with mine:

1. Cactus
2. Olive oil
3. Plasters

 

[ghost]

1. razorblades
2. cheap red wine
3. Tylenol with codeine

 

[RjBeals]

Bleach
Mop
Porno

 

[Badorties]

Cucumber
Condoms
Staples.

 

[ORBOTRON]

1) what's a Tesco?
2) what are plasters?
3) it's a good thing I don't live in Canada or any other country where you can get opiates over the counter

 

[ORBOTRON]

ok, now I'll follow the rules....

1) boxing gloves
2) cat litter
3) tube socks

 

[Spazm]

1. Plunger
2. KY
3. Sandpaper

 

[RjBeals]

1. Plunger
2. KY
3. Sandpaper

lol..ooooo

 

[ghost]

i want to do it again...

1. hammer
2. 6-pk of lightbulbs
3. Vaseline

 

[Spazm]

1. car battery
2. muzzle
3. vodka

 

[Incandenza]

1. Shovel
2. Length of rope
3. Bag of lime

or could go with...

1. Adult diapers
2. Case of laxatives
3. Can o' beans

 

[RjBeals]

1. Adult diapers
2. Case of laxatives
3. Can o' beans

Sounds like a fun evening to me !

:toilet:

 

[ghost]

Sounds like a fun evening to me !

:toilet:

lol... that sounds fun? i think it sounds painful.

 

[ghost]

1. a wire coat hanger
2. a box of sanitary napkins
3. a wet vac

 

[Shepherd]

that's pretty twisted, ghost. How about...

1. Bottle of vodka
2. Carton of Camels
3. Pregnancy test kit

 

[ghost]

that's pretty twisted, ghost. How about...

1. Bottle of vodka
2. Carton of Camels
3. Pregnancy test kit

that's a good one.. how about:

1. NyQuil
2. a box of condoms
3. porn videos

heh

 

[Incandenza]

1. a wire coat hanger
2. a box of sanitary napkins
3. a wet vac

Wow, that's messed up...

Let's try...
1. Children's Nyquill
2. Romper Room DVD
3. Vaseline

 

[Cassidy]

1. a note
2. a gun pointing at the cashier
3. originality that comes close to rivaling mine

 

[Incandenza]

What, are you robbing a gun store? Lotsa luck. Do they even sell guns in actual non-gun stores anymore (outside the deep south)?

 

[ghost]

What, are you robbing a gun store? Lotsa luck. Do they even sell guns in actual non-gun stores anymore (outside the deep south)?

no...lol.
only in the deep south can you go to the convenience store for a gun, a pack of bubblicious and 6pk of cheap beer.