Give Evan a name...

[Badorties]

So Evan (de la cruz) , aka IgotK, needs a proper name.

What can we do for him?

what about.. RapCruz

Or CruzzentFresh

 

[ghost]

lol...
what about Cruzcodes... omg.
my mind went blank...


..

 

[Evan]

lol I think my perspective on things is just different then everyone else's. While I write software, and am terribly intelligent I just don't think I have the level of nerd'om that ya'll have. I suggested MaryvaleMerdera as a nod to my hood but Jess told me it was gay. And apparently IGotK's is hated by all.

The thing is, I'm not trying to be clever or mysterious or quote some 16th century book. I just want to sound like someone who would walk up on you in your sleep and blow your head off.... and, who sells crack when he isn't play risk web sites lol. Can you guys work that?

Think less computer nerd, and more nino brown.

Think O-Dog from MenaceIISociety.

Think Scarface, if it wasn't so played out and wasn't worn on a t-shirt of every wanna-be g in the world

This 90's gangta rap. The words Locc, Dogg, G, and Killa are all nice inclusions.

Think 40oz Old English, Swisha Sweets, and 9mm's

And whatever you do, don't have the words "Cruz", "Code", or "Rap" in it.

I know its corny to ya'll... but we're not naming you!

 

[Evan]

One of my favorite songs of all time, should (hopefully) inspire you:

Actually the second verse (by Sicx) is weak as fuck. But the songs should put you in the mode. If not, then do this one:

Where I grew up, this is absolutely 100% pure classic.

 

[Badorties]

CodeRap2Cruz4Lyfe

 

[Evan]

Oh I almost forgot, the word "Lyfe" should not be used. Actually, words should be spelled correctly.

 

[Shepherd]

Think 40oz Old English, Swisha Sweets, and 9mm's

There it is. Your name, Evan, is "Old.E"

Done and done. The gangsta coder has a name with some net cred.

 

[Badorties]

we cant use periods. Old-E or OldE.

 

[Evan]

There it is. Your name, Evan, is "Old.E"

Done and done. The gangsta coder has a name with some net cred.

How do ya'll feel about OE800? Everyone drank OE. But only fools in the hood called it "eight hundid"

 

[Evan]

PS: It makes me cringe to be called a gangsta (sounds so wannabe, at my age, with my blond haired kids, and my republican voters card) as much as it does to be called a "programmer"

I just can't win. I need to find myself. lol.

I'm pretty sure anyone who says "lol" cannot call them self a gangsta anymore (eyes:looking:down:in:shame:smiley:that:we:dont:have)

also, Nick, we need more smileys! (another terribly non-gangsta thing to say)

I'm beginning to think I am as nerdy as ya'll!

 

[RjBeals]

it's too bad you think we're all nerds. I don't consider myself a nerd. In fact, sat night... naa.. I won't speak of what I did sat night. Let's just say i'm still feelin cloudy headed today. And you shouldn't try to be gangster evan. I don't really know you - but I just don't picture you as nino brown. Do you have a potty mouth when you rhyme on stage? I still want to see/hear some of you music. what are those vid's you posted? youtube is blocked from work.

 

[Evan]

it's too bad you think we're all nerds. I don't consider myself a nerd. In fact, sat night... naa.. I won't speak of what I did sat night. Let's just say i'm still feelin cloudy headed today. And you shouldn't try to be gangster evan. I don't really know you - but I just don't picture you as nino brown. Do you have a potty mouth when you rhyme on stage? I still want to see/hear some of you music. what are those vid's you posted? youtube is blocked from work.

1. You're definitely a nerd
2. I'm definitely NOT a "gangster", I'm a Daddy in his 30's who owns a software company
3. Getting drunk at a Star Wars party on Saturday does not make you a non-nerd
4. I've seen you break dancing with your daughters
5. Your picture of me is completely inaccurate
6. I would beat the piss out of Nino Brown
7. I cuss up a storm when I rhyme on stage
8. I didn't post any videos

 

[Badorties]

I wish i was a nerd but i still google "how to make an html link" when I need to.

i am an internet rockstar by day, and lowly house husband by night.

I used to sell cases of OE in my college dorm, quite a racket, not much money in it tho.

 

[ghost]

Jess is a 'lowly house husband'.. honey, what you did last night was hardly 'lowly'.. har.

but seriously Evan, when you pick a name, take words.. from a song you like...
look for something violent, and add to it.. like a video game title, or rap song.. rofl. rap song. omg.

or lyrics, or poetry..

i'm 'ghost' or some variation of it for damn near everything online.. and the reason why is a long story..
but it works for this site too.. kinda. heh.

goodluck!

 

[Evan]

I wish i was a nerd but i still google "how to make an html link" when I need to.

Thats like saying "I wish I was a woman but I have a vagina"

i am an internet rockstar by day, and lowly house husband by night.

"internet", "rockstar" = oxymoron

I used to sell cases of OE in my college dorm, quite a racket, not much money in it tho.

Again, you guys are just shooting yourselves in teh foot here.

I dropped out of ninth grade to sell drugs. And now you, with your college degree, pay me to write software.

Maybe I am more gangsta than I think.

 

[ghost]

why don't you just call yourself emceeE... ;/

 

[Evan]

Jess is a 'lowly house husband'.. honey, what you did last night was hardly 'lowly'.. har.

but seriously Evan, when you pick a name, take words.. from a song you like...
look for something violent, and add to it.. like a video game title, or rap song.. rofl. rap song. omg.

or lyrics, or poetry..

i'm 'ghost' or some variation of it for damn near everything online.. and the reason why is a long story..
but it works for this site too.. kinda. heh.

goodluck!

I'm kind of enjoying this thread too much to put an end to it by choosing a name

 

[Evan]

why don't you just call yourself emceeE... ;/

I just dont think it puts much fear in my opponent.

I want something like: "IWillFuckingMurderAndSlaughterYourRegionsTakeYourCommandsAndMakeYourWomenAndChildrenCitizensMySlaves"

 

[RjBeals]

We've created a monster now. Somebody needs to shoot him before he starts selling drugs to our risk players.

 

[Badorties]

you sold drugs? Thats going in your monthly performance review.

I never said I was gangsta why would i want to be one of those short lifes span idiots. i was reflecting on my entrepreneurial spirit. I also made and sold fake IDs.

I also wisj I had a vagina,, right on my hip, like a pocket. that would be cool.