Thankful for MajCom!!!

[Valdus]

I am so happy that no one is playing
that today a single shot has not been fired
for we are thankful for but one thing
that which MajCom has sired!!!

VI

 

[Shepherd]

Here in the forums the MajCom is thanked,
While out the games all my troops just got spanked.

 

[Badorties]

and down in the basement Evan works on some fixes
to turn my rolls into glorious sixes.

 

[Shepherd]

There is a belief that more users will join
If you swap out our dice for the flip of a coin.
But coin toss or dice, your hopes may be fleeting
If the rumors are true that Boss General is cheating!

 

[AAFitz]

I had to chime in, with this speak of the six,
as my name sounds so close, with it ending in fitz,
Im doing my best, to welcome the new,
but not sharing my points, not a one, nor two.

And now Im annoyed at you, you and you,
for Ill be rhyming in my head,
like the taming of the shrew.
Hardly as polished, or pointful in use,
nonetheless will I do it, til someone kicks my caboose.

 

[coolname]

Rhyming is something very relevant
This time of year in the Netherland,
because the Sint has come from Spain.
I'll let Wiki that explain

 

[Shepherd]

I'm joining some realtime games with some newbs,
But most of them end up being AWOLing boobs!

 

[AAFitz]

I'm joining some realtime games with some newbs,
But most of them end up being AWOLing boobs!

I myself wond'ring why...
newbies join just to fly

For they have first turn,
yet they click join, then just burn

while perhaps chances nill
seems even worse if they sit still

but I fear they confused
by the settup or rules

but it is not a ball,
watching so many AWOL

 

[ghost]

and here is the only female on staff,
reading and reading all of this riff raff...
leave it to men, to make things insane..
turning comments into poetry,
all about games.

 

[AAFitz]

Blame not the men, for such things, silly
for its not a game, that inspires such glee...
but a passion for words
that just sound funny

 

[ghost]

"worst poem ever", the ghost did say...
as turns she took of this 'risk' game they play.

 

[AAFitz]

A bird sang so sweet
I heard from my room
as machines clicked beep, beep
a man with a broom

debris did he sweep
from under the bed
as I lay near asleep
all hazy, my head

the weather was sleet
the road, very slick
from the tires, no squeak
as I prayed they would stick

And the tree, how it creaked
with a terrible sound
as my friends went to sleep
as all light, faded brown

for the last horrid weeks
as I lay in this bed
hearing the screams
better off dead

for poems like these
could we share with the rest
but instead just to please
simple rhymes made in jest

 

[Shepherd]

Ghost isn't pleased with the words of AAFitz,
But we only do this for giggles and shits.
So we'll cut him some slack as he tries to impress
The lone MajCom staffer who's wearing a dress.

Meanwhile, I fear I've been doing some farming -
The AWOLing rate of our noobs is alarming!

 

[AAFitz]

well I wont drop the rhymmes,
but I will drop the jest
for a while worried I
were they multies of fitz

for even turn one
would they all disappear
and not make a move
and I doubt it was fear

I suspect real time games
need a new warning label
or players be framed
like the bible guy, Able.

 

[Shepherd]

I've picked up points as of late, it is true,
But there are some noobies who know what to do.

More than one player that I faced last night
Was versed in the game and put up a good fight.

I tried to be helpful - 'cause each player deserves
To understand dice odds and using reserves.

Fitz wants a new real time warning label,
But I don't think that is the moral of this fable.

Just share your experience - you'll gain many thanks,
And with every AWOL you'll move right up the ranks!

 

[AAFitz]

yeah, as time went on, I found game
which highlighed awol as a god damned shame
I think they dont realize the game began
and got discouraged, and simply ran

I suggested a fix, which might work nice
but hopefully we all can work together to fix it right.