Call for Debriefing map messages <DECLASSIFIED>

[francismart7]

For the USA map:
Buying Stuff
Driving a Hummer
Forgetting a language
Electing a female president

For the UK map:
Crossing the River Thames
Reciting Shakespeare
Waking the Queen

 

[Atlas-shrugged]

Waking the queen could go for the US map too, as Shakespeare might point out , A queen by any other name is still just as wealthy.

 

[Spazm]

Waking the dogs of war.
Arming Ares.
Dispatching Gabriel.
Knowing your enemy.
Knowing thyself.

 

[Asulf]

For South America:
- Closing Interface Frontiers
- Generating Dictatorial AI

For British Islands:
- Cleaning Thames River's Caché.
- Initializating Virtual Diplomacy Minister

 

[RedBridgeBeach]

Europe:
-Booting Up The Iron Curtain
-Uploading War Propaganda
-Debugging Ideologies Lines
-Re-Downloading The Berlin Wall

General:
-Updating War-Mongering
-Double Checking Continent Bonuses
-Calculating Predetermined Winner Algorithm
-Warming Up The Dice A Couple Times
-Polishing Higher Rank Icons
-Side Picking Initialized

 

[acaminante]

Cold War:
debriefing CC defectors
polling the proletariat
abbreviating all ICBMs
Mutually Assuring Destruction
chipping the Eastern Bloc
de-socializing socialists

South America:
Clearing coup caches
Uniting Fruit Companies
Recruiting three caballeros
stringing puppet governments
fomenting Marxist coffee
Embedding Contra Konami codes

Britain:
Shaving the Queen
sunsetting the empire
knitting kilt matrix

USA:
temporarily relocating indigenous populations

Any:
Belonging all your bases to us
destabilizing opponent dice

 

[Badorties]

Shaving the Queen? .... had to gag there.

But I put in a lot of these.

 

[ORBOTRON]

haha mutually assuring destruction, I love it. Aca really brought his A-game on this one

 

[andyokc]

Locating Northwest Passage
Digging Panama Canal
Managing piranha population
Spreading venereal disease (kidding, but with a hint of seriousness...)

 

[acaminante]

MAD .. that's our nuke policy!

Bado - yeah the British ones weren't too good.
maybe "saving the Queen to god-mode"?
I know there's one in there somewhere - bloody well right cheerio

USA:
cashing oil lobbyist databases
loading Alaska / Hawaii territories...database error
detaining peace protesters
renditioning enemy noncombatants

S. America:
Mounting war llamas
clearing rainforest decision trees

Any of the world maps:
"Warming Antarctica territories" or maybe "thawing Antarctica military-industrial complex"

 

[ORBOTRON]

burning draft cards to disc

 

[Badorties]

MAD .. that's our nuke policy!

Bado - yeah the British ones weren't too good.
maybe "saving the Queen to god-mode"?
I know there's one in there somewhere - bloody well right cheerio

USA:
cashing oil lobbyist databases
loading Alaska / Hawaii territories...database error
detaining peace protesters
renditioning enemy noncombatants

S. America:
Mounting war llamas
clearing rainforest decision trees

Any of the world maps:
"Warming Antarctica territories" or maybe "thawing Antarctica military-industrial complex"

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