Call for Debriefing map messages <DECLASSIFIED>

[Badorties]

So the debriefing map messages we have are the once you see flashing when the map is loading.

Some examples are,

Destabilizing Governments
Plotting Bombardment Trajectories
Grooming Assault Beaches
Initializing Bugle Wave Forms
Rousing Troop Data
Pulling Rank Files
Rationalizing Defeat Matrix
Immanatizing the Eschaton
Lubing Hamster Wheels

I am putting out a call for user suggestions to add to the listen.

The basic format is to combine some technical aspect with something game related in a humorous or otherwise perponderous way. Ofcourse interesting deviations are welcome.

So I am accepting two formats, one is a general statement and one is a map specific statement, like for the Brittish Isles we can have "Anticipating tea time" or something like that.

So give it a shot, what can you come up with.:beer:

[This thread will be re-CLASSIFIED when we have enough good entries]

 

[WidowMakers]

Do we have the general master list somewhere so people can see what we have currently and avoid dups or use to get ideas?

 

[Badorties]

Do we have the general master list somewhere so people can see what we have currently and avoid dups or use to get ideas?

Nope, just roll them off the top of your head, like this,

"Beveling hillbilly populations" for the USA map.

See what I did there?

 

[yeti]

UK - "Forming Coalitions"
USA - "Cooking Pies"
Europe - "Generating Xenophobia"
Europe - "Smoothing Culture"

C.

 

[Badorties]

i think xenophobia is pretty universal.

but let me cleans those up.

UK - "Forming Coalition Matrix."
USA - "Calculating Pie"
Europe - "Socializing Chav Files."
Europe - "Smoothing Culture" <---huh?

 

[yeti]

Europe styles itself upon being the most cultural of all continents...?!

Like the new UK/USA ones...

C.

 

[Badorties]

Europe styles itself upon being the most cultural of all continents...?!

Like the new UK/USA ones...

C.

Cultural and xenophobic? I guess that means they not multi-cultural.

 

[RjBeals]

I sort of like Seinfeld quotes for the USA map

 

[RjBeals]

Cracking Knuckles
Hiding the Kids
Gleaming the Cubes
Weighting the dice
Pondering Genocide
Knocking back the shots

 

[yeti]

Cultural and xenophobic? I guess that means they not multi-cultural.

Hell NO.

C.

 

[Borgified]

Asian Map or World map- Sinking S. Korean Ships
Asian Map or World map- Activating "Peaceful" Nucular Reactors (ie: Iran)
World Map- Formenting Israli-Palestinian Peace (ie: usually "formenting" is used for, "Formenting War".)
World Map or USA Map- Disclosing Spy Locations
World Map or Asian Map- Reanimating Vladimer Putin (ie: Some think he acts like a robot)

Sorry, I don't think I'm very good at this.

 

[MrBenn]

"Putting the kettle on" seems appropriately British
"Bridging Troubled Waters" for anything with rivers

Other thoughts include:
Preparing Propaganda
Assembling Trojan Horses
Rounding tables
Designing shrubberies

 

[Robinette]

Cultural and xenophobic? I guess that means they not multi-cultural.

Perhaps it's their awareness of their own Cultural Soccer Fans that Warrants their Xenophobia? :viking:

:tongue:

 

[diogenes]

How about "Burning Dinosaurs" or some such oil-related line for the US (or perhaps the world)

@Borgified not sure how sensitive/PC we want to be here, but I think the S Korean entry wouldn't exactly endear MajorCom to many here in Korea. But I'm not sure who the intended audience is either

 

[PointSpecial]

Here are a bunch that I've heard in the past for "interesting" things put on an employee evaluation... but some of them are generic enough that they might work here too!


The oven's on, but nothing's cooking.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.
Still trying to figure out that one about the chicken and the road.
Having delusions of adequacy
Just fell off the turnip truck
The lights are on but nobody's home

 

[Atlas-shrugged]

"Weighting the dice"
"Re-Opening the floodgates"
"Spinning up the gyros"

 

[Spazm]

Opening the gates to Valhalla.
Starting Pyrrhric victories.
Re-animating Clausewitz.
Quoting Sun-Tzu.
Remembering the Alamo.
Charging the Light Brigade.
Decimating recalcitrant armies.
Whispering "All victory is fleeting."
Digging latrines.
Giving you 20.

 

[Badorties]

lol, liking those. definitely some adds there.

 

[MrBenn]

Waking the dead
Borrowing time
Charging the Light Brigade (I just noticed this further up the page - great minds think alike)
Coiling springs
Sharpening swords
Digging trenches
Laying mines
Sweeping stakes
Deflating haemorrhoid cushions

 

[PointSpecial]

Thought of another...

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