Riddle Of The Day/Quote Of The Day/Useless Info

[bilsi]

I'll see if I can find something decent every day...Feel free to post yours...

Please reply to the riddle/quote post, don't start another, or reply here...Thanks :\

 

[bilsi]

OK, here's the first one...

A guy lives on the 24th floor of an apartment building. He gets ready for work in the morning then heads to the elevator. He pushes the 'down' button and waits. Elevator shows up, he gets on and presses 'Main floor'. He gets out and heads to work. When he gets home and back to the elevator, he pushes the 'up' button. When he gets on he presses '18' then proceeds to walk up 6 flights of stairs...WHY?

 

[-LionHeart-]

because he is a very small guy and he can't press any higher
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[once]

i am not very good at riddles, but i really like them. please do keep them coming.
for answers i would suggest that people use the spoiler option. just press on the three dots "more options" and select "inline spoiler" to hide your answer:

spoiler

 

[bilsi]

because he is a very small guy and he can't press any higher
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that was fast...

 

[bilsi]

i am not very good at riddles, but i really like them. please do keep them coming.
for answers i would suggest that people use the spoiler option. just press on the three dots "more options" and select "inline spoiler" to hide your answer:

spoiler

Thanks bud...

 

[bilsi]

Male swallowtail butterflies have eyes on their [male genital] so they can position themselves correctly when mating.

 

[bilsi]

Male swallowtail butterflies have eyes on their [male genital] so they can position themselves correctly when mating.

You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?​

 

[Stormcat]

You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?​

I think I am smart enough to know the answer to this one. But unfortunately I apparently am not smart enough to find the 3 dots! So I be quiet lol

 

[once]

I think I am smart enough to know the answer to this one. But unfortunately I apparently am not smart enough to find the 3 dots! So I be quiet lol

 

[Stormcat]

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ohhh THOSE 3 dots

 

[bilsi]

The human body has 78 organs...Anus, penis and vagina being 3 of them.

What are the 78 Organs In The Human Body- List of Organs

What are the 78 organs in the human body. Explore the list of 78 organs in the Human Body, along with their structure and functions and other facts at BYJU’S.

byjus.com

 

[needpapertowel]

Here's an old one:

A man is driving along and sees three doors on the side of the road: a golden door, a silver door, and a diamond door. Which door does he open first?

 

[bilsi]

Here's an old one:

A man is driving along and sees three doors on the side of the road: a golden door, a silver door, and a diamond door. Which door does he open first?

Spoiler: Answer

His car door...

 

[riskyone]

OK, here's the first one...

A guy lives on the 24th floor of an apartment building. He gets ready for work in the morning then heads to the elevator. He pushes the 'down' button and waits. Elevator shows up, he gets on and presses 'Main floor'. He gets out and heads to work. When he gets home and back to the elevator, he pushes the 'up' button. When he gets on he presses '18' then proceeds to walk up 6 flights of stairs...WHY?

I thought he had lady friends on floors 18-23

 

[bilsi]

Thought I'd post these here so you all can have a laff...58 and 60 year old guys fighting. My first fight since 2000. Only been in 4. One word of advice, don't get sucker punched, happened all 4 times. I gotta pay attention! My eye is fine, looks like a few things broken in my hand. Apparently his eye is a lot worse. Now I need ICE lol.

 

[periwinkle]